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Chris & Rosie
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|Boy we sure are lucky! We get to have a ball every day laughing, telling funny stories, talking to the greatest group of people on earth, our Q102 listeners, and we actually get paid for it!!! When I say that we have the best listeners ever here at Q102, I mean it! I’ve had the chance to work in a lot of places, but here in what we call Shenandoah Country, folks welcome you no
matter who you are, and extend such wonderful, honest friendship. You all have become a real part of my “family”, and that’s for real. It’s awful hard to roll out of bed every day and have fun, unless there’s someone like you to share the morning with! So thanks for getting us started while we help get you started!!
Chris is test-driving the all new Cadillac ATS Check this baby out:
Q102 supports Celebrating Patsy Cline!
It's celebrating our Heritage in the valley, and your family's name can be placed right in front of her Historic House!
Let thousands of yearly visitors see your family's pride!
Click HERE to find out how!!
It's never a bad time to start losing weight!!
Chris lost 70lbs!!
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Help us feed the HUNGRY living here in Shenandaoh Country.
Lord Fairfax Area Food Bank
1802 Roberts Street
Winchester, VA 22604
Click HERE for their website!
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Here's help ranging from coupons to help save a buck to where to go to get free medical attention!
47-year-old Edward William Bright allegedly stabbed his brother repeatedly following an argument over which silverware to use for dinner! Yes, that's right! Deputies were called to Edward's home in South Carolina where they found his brother bleeding. Apparently this is what happened -- the argument over silverware led Edward to grab a steak knife and stab his brother multiple times in his torso. Fortunately none of the injuries were life-threatening.
I couldn't find Sparkle Monkey anywhere this morning, until I walked through the lobby...and there he was with one of Rosie's Minions:
Well, I know it's his fault, but I know who's going to get in trouble for misusing office supplies.
I'm not so sure I trust that look in his eyes either...
"I triple dog dare you"!
You remember the scene from "A Christmas Story" where a kid is schnooked into sticking his tounge to a frozen pole...
Well watch the passengers' reactions when some kids got on their train car and reenacted the scene! Hilarious!
Survey just revealed that the most foul-mouthed state in the union is? OHIO!
The most polite? South Carolina.
How on earth did they find out?
Well you know when you call a company and they say "this call may be recorded, blah blah"? Researchers poured through those phone calls state-by-state to figure this out.
Ohio residents launched the most nasty words at companies… Far more than any other state. What are the top five states?
Number one Ohio
Number two Maryland
Number three New Jersey
Number four Louisiana
Number five Illinois
Look what we have! Santa sent us an elf on a shelf, and I named him SparkleMonkey!
I wanted to name him Copenhagen or Skoal, but Rosie wouldn't let me.
She also hates the name Sparklemonkey, but after hating the first 2 names I came up with, the third is sticking. She insists on calling him Whiskers. That's because I gave him a Duck Dynasty beard.
This morning I couldn't find him anywhere. Finally when I went into the mailroom, there he was, making copies of his butt:
Ok, this elf might be fun after all!